Tuesday, August 3, 2010


The Second City's Hollywood Writing 2 Class (Saturday 3 - 6:30pm) presents...

Results of the 2010 Census

41% of adults reported seeing a UFO last year, 69% of adults reported fucking with their neighbors at night.

16% of the US population identified their racial heritage as "other" on the Census form. We now know the aliens have arrived.

6% of the population likes Cheetos.

15% of people are unemployed. 90% of the unemployed blame Obama. The other 10% also blame Obama.

Two out of three ain't bad.

.1% of men who enter a gentleman's club are gentlemen.

70% of people live in houses. 26% of people live in apartments. 100% of people whose favorite movie is Avatar, live in a home.

87% of angry voice mails in America are left by Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin.

CBS is 92% CSI

Nobody eats at Quizno's anymore.

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