Results of the 2010 Census
41% of adults reported seeing a UFO last year, 69% of adults reported fucking with their neighbors at night.
16% of the US population identified their racial heritage as "other" on the Census form. We now know the aliens have arrived.
6% of the population likes Cheetos.
15% of people are unemployed. 90% of the unemployed blame Obama. The other 10% also blame Obama.
Two out of three ain't bad.
.1% of men who enter a gentleman's club are gentlemen.
70% of people live in houses. 26% of people live in apartments. 100% of people whose favorite movie is Avatar, live in a home.
87% of angry voice mails in America are left by Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin.
CBS is 92% CSI
Nobody eats at Quizno's anymore.