The Writing 1 Students at The Second City Hollywood Present...
The Top 10 Reasons to Visit Hollywood Blvd at Night
10. You can buy your Mom that "Best Mom in the Whole Wide World Oscar statuette she's always been dreaming of.
9. See what its like to be stuck in traffic at 3am.
8. Fanny packs make spotting and robbing tourist a breeze.
7. After 7pm, parking meters dispense breath mints and condoms.
6. At night, the homeless transform into Andy Dick's entourage.
5. Pot luck hookers.
4. You can get a tattoo with 100% guarantee of hepatitis.
3. The streets are covered in fresh urine, not day old.
2. It's the only place you can see a tranny get in a fight with SpongeBob.
1. Scientology never sleeps.
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