Second City Hollywood's Writing 1 Class (Writing 11 - 2:30pm) presents:
Top 10 Reasons for the Gulf Oil Spill
10. Bubba Gump hates competition
9. The pelicans did it.
8. The man drilling watches too much Jersey Shore and wanted to be the next "Situation".
7. Needed to get rid of those pesky mermaids once and for all.
6. Children in the gulf coast love deformities.
5. Seals botched a fur dying attempt.
4. The US was jealous of the Nigerian oil spill disaster that has been raging for what...20 years?
3. God thought it would be a good opening for the end of days.
2. Obama doesn't care about whitefish.
And the number one reason for the Gulf Oil Spill...
1. BP = Bad planning
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